23.10.05

Proofs *shudders*

"...as women wore cologne, men wore proofs: to secure their own sense of themselves, and thus to be attractive" -Wicked (yes, i'm still reading it)

I'm not going to touch on the gender binaries in this statement, i don't wear cologne and well I hate proofs but only because they're obnoxious in the testing format you become ever so familiar with in those intro mathematics classes for engineers.

That being said, I found this statement very interesting (read: true) as far as describing the nature of proofs.

People (maybe insecure people? maybe not) tend to secure a sense of themselves in relation to others. He is cool, therefore Im not, he's wrong, I'm right, they are different, etc. Creating truths about the world allow people to fit themselves into it. Proofs make "truths" seem right.

In your first algebra class our teacher goes to the board and begins writing a slew of unfamiliar signs, random numbers, etc. on the board until she arrives at the conclusion that 42 = 0, or some other such obviously faulty statement. You sit there trying to makeout some error in her ways because your language of logic and everything that is holy (read: true) can't lead you astray like that...or can it?

Anything can be proven. Just because statments have a slew of complex numbers and signs above them doesn't make then more right (but they are oh so much more impressive, so next time you're picking me up with math equations...size matters...jk).

But besides the attractiveness of complex equations (*shudders*) there is something to be said about the attractiveness of people who are secure with themselves/their world. I'm not sure I understand how cologne makes people feel more secure (they know they don't smell horrid unless they put on waaaay too much?) but I do find people (well, person) that are (is) more confident, not constantly looking for praise, and extremely good at proofs (or just math/sciene (read: engineer)) attractive...

22.10.05

TOGA!

college...late weekends...frat parties...dancing...togas...belligerent drunks...nice guys who save you from belligerent drunks...great weekend...


"personally, i'd prefer bowling" -?!?


...or something

16.10.05

Funny Looking Oz Style

After going to see Wicked a few weekends back with some girls in my dorm, I borrowed the book for some light reading...

If you know me at all, I'm horrid with compliments, pick-up lines, anything really... apparently guys don't find "I don't think you're ugly..." to be the greatest compliment ever...Well, after reading this I've decided I'm QUITE the charmer/seductress/tempstress etc. (well, not that my amazing looks, intellect and oh, yes, humility didn't already show that):

Galinda (soon to be Glenda the Good) is complimenting a Munchkin (Elphaba becomes the Wicked Witch of the West) ...

"Your merits," she was saying. "Well, you're brave, I suppose, clever...If Madame Morrible ever found you here we'd be in sever trouble. Of course you might not know that, so scratch the bravery part. Just clever. You're clever and you're sort of, oh, well, I mean to look at-"
"Handsome?" suggested Elphaba. "Dashing?"
"You're fun to look at," decided Galinda....
"I'd give a lot to achieve fun," Elphaba said. "The best I usually hope for is stirring, and when people say that they're usually referring to digestion-"



next time you look into his/her eyes why not try this one out:
"You're brave, fun to look at and stirring *holdsback puke*.....well, scratch the brave part"

it definitely beats:
"You're funny...funny looking" *shudders*