When to Start Trying Out Your Pick up Lines...is 5 too young?

During services on Saturday I was attacked by an adorable 5-year-old boy of my aquaintance, who proceeded to poke me and shower me with questions (of the "why are you wearing that?" "do you and your boyfriend live together?" "why are you here?" "why *insert other "non-soup" questions*?" variety). After being ignored for a bit, he noticed silvery, shiny, reflective things on my skirt, and started playing with them and looking at his reflection, and announced:


"I see myself in your skirt!"


I did everything I could to keep myself from laughing, and proceeded to inform my boyfriend he had some competition at the end of services.


If he's playing that one off at 5, just imagine how smooth he will be at 25...

note to self: wear skirts with little silver things on it more often